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Heil, Caesar!

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You can start by designing a new uniform for Herr Fursten Dreesbach's elite guard of germanic uber-Romans...something that will give them that Russell Crowe-meets-Commandant Klink look that's all the rage in the Commonwealth this year. I'm thinking one of those metallic Roman mini-skirt type deals with a polished gold breastplate completed by black riding boots, a red chiffon caftan, a spiked "kaiser" helmet and a pair of Ray Bans. In fact, I think that the Governor-General as Commander-in-Chief ought to have himself photographed in that very outfit as his official portrait to be displayed on the website for everyone to enjoy.





What?



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uncalled for...


FUNNY TO BE SURE, but unprovoked!

I must respectfully differ with Your Majesty. What about the term "praetorian guard" is unprovocative!?!

People know by now that they're not gonna get away with screwball like that while I'm here. Naw-aw. You come-out with something like that and you're just asking for it; I'm sorry.

To my credit, however, I held it in as long as I could; I really did.

I agree the name is off; Calermon is Germanic in ure, not very Roman except for this bit. Also its no longer an Empire so the name has even less connection to the Kingdom then it would have had to the Empire. But not everything is in a name.

The Praetorian Guard was created with the commonweallth and the upcoming EMpire in mind. The Praetorian Guard is at the service of the King of the commonwealth. The service area is limited to Calermon at this point due to the ASE not being up at this time. Also anyone within the King's juridiction can request as long it does not violate their territory

The letter "h" has been acting-up lately. Just last week it refused to offer incense to Caesar, thus the praetorian guard was deployed.