06-10-2010, 05:11 AM
Your Royal Highness:
Wouldn't you know it, I've misplaced the password to the Hound & Quarry, so I'll just have to say what I wanted to tell you, here:
Yesterday I was talking to the Mirror, and do you know what it said? The Mirror told me that it doesn't want to hear anything more about Mr. Samgrass, Mother Mary Jane, or the Briar Patch.
Yes, I did tell the Mirror about the Briar Patch and the toy and the Mirror nearly broke. The Mirror was especially cross with Mother Mary Jane: she carried her own mirror. I can't even say whether Sister Mary Margaret and Mr. Waldheim are even in the Briar Patch any longer. But the Mirror is pleased that it gets to keep the toy, at any rate. The Mirror, I believe, will paint a watercolour for the toy.
Speaking of Mr. Samgrass, when did his plane land, anyhow? To hear Mr. Samgrass talk, you'd think he'd been in the Origin right from the start. But Mr. MacDonald doesn't remember him being around when he was librarian. I can't speak for Mr. Laurier, but I think Mr. Diefenbaker was the first librarian to lend a book to Samgrass. I certainly don't recall him from the Forest Primeval.
Whatever the case, Mr. Samgrass hates the Infant, he says. I think that's just because he's upset with the Origin, however. Has Mr. Samgrass mentioned anything to Mr. Diefenbaker about any of it, by any chance? The toy seems to be broken: Mr. MacDonald reports that he can't seem to play with it. Although I've seen Mr. Samgrass at the Cabaret lately, so I wonder if he stopped playing with the toy. He seems to have stopped kicking the dog, in any case. He's adopted enough kittens that you'd think he wouldn't be so interested in kicking the dog, at this stage, anyway. I can't stand kittens, personally.
Now to look for that blasted password! Tah, tah.
Fraternally yours in the Sport,
Brother Mountcastle
Wouldn't you know it, I've misplaced the password to the Hound & Quarry, so I'll just have to say what I wanted to tell you, here:
Yesterday I was talking to the Mirror, and do you know what it said? The Mirror told me that it doesn't want to hear anything more about Mr. Samgrass, Mother Mary Jane, or the Briar Patch.
Yes, I did tell the Mirror about the Briar Patch and the toy and the Mirror nearly broke. The Mirror was especially cross with Mother Mary Jane: she carried her own mirror. I can't even say whether Sister Mary Margaret and Mr. Waldheim are even in the Briar Patch any longer. But the Mirror is pleased that it gets to keep the toy, at any rate. The Mirror, I believe, will paint a watercolour for the toy.
Speaking of Mr. Samgrass, when did his plane land, anyhow? To hear Mr. Samgrass talk, you'd think he'd been in the Origin right from the start. But Mr. MacDonald doesn't remember him being around when he was librarian. I can't speak for Mr. Laurier, but I think Mr. Diefenbaker was the first librarian to lend a book to Samgrass. I certainly don't recall him from the Forest Primeval.
Whatever the case, Mr. Samgrass hates the Infant, he says. I think that's just because he's upset with the Origin, however. Has Mr. Samgrass mentioned anything to Mr. Diefenbaker about any of it, by any chance? The toy seems to be broken: Mr. MacDonald reports that he can't seem to play with it. Although I've seen Mr. Samgrass at the Cabaret lately, so I wonder if he stopped playing with the toy. He seems to have stopped kicking the dog, in any case. He's adopted enough kittens that you'd think he wouldn't be so interested in kicking the dog, at this stage, anyway. I can't stand kittens, personally.
Now to look for that blasted password! Tah, tah.
Fraternally yours in the Sport,
Brother Mountcastle