There is a 2.7% chance that we are all going to die on April 13, 2029 (which is, btw, Friday the 13th).
All because of a stupid rock a little over 1277 feet wide.
See here:
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2004mn4.html
Then you're all going to be mine.
Sincerely,
Robert P. Gresham, Prince of Darkness.
I'm sure that I'd find being your slave quite enjoyable as long as it does not require intense physical labor...
The biggest complaint is the heat.
Regards,
Lucifer, Prince of Darkness
Well,
At least for Our American macronationals they can get one over on the IRS!
Regards,
HM Alexander of All Hanover
I do believe that on that day I and Mr. Harvey will commense our plan for world donination. He will be Emporer and I his 1st in command.
And yes for all of our listening, we have thought this out.
Well, what else is there to talk about that's interesting? The weather? Nope! So we chat about feasible plans for world domination.
Friends,
Mr. Harvey cannot have world domination until We do! It just wouldn't be fair.
Regards,
HM Alexander of All the world
Fair?? Who said anything about fair? This is world domination.
Oh, I almost forgot to add, that the world will end in 2013 and few will live so that will be when the time I and Mr. Harvey take over the world.
Your world may end in 2013. But ours wont. We will just have to take custody of your things
No, I have sources that tell me that the world will infact end leaving few alive in 2013.
One of these sources is the bible, so what do you say to that??